New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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