This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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