I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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