Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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