wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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