so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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