so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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