is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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