we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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