our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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