my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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