once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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