well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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