Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Success! We fucked roommates!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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