OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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