btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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