found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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