I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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