New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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