Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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