? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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