yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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