You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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