you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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