just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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