I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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