I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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