Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just had sex on a roof
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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