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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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