I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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