If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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