Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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