the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
zippers are such a cool invention
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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