This girl is more easily done than said...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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