Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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