Quick, to the slutcave!
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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