So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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