Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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