FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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