I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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