do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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