Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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