She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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