I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this will be a night to untag.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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