i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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