your thong is hanging out like whoa
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
