Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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