There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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