Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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