yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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