I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
