we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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